It was too good for this world

May 21, 2011, 6:00 PM

Hm, think I'll make some Easy Mac for dinner tonight. Wait, where'd it go? The box is entirely empty. No...GOD RAPTURED THE EASY MAC.

Well, technically he is correct

MY SISTER: Hey, what kind of accent does Bugs Bunny have?

MY FATHER (without missing a beat): Rabbit.

Stephen Fry

OH DEAR GOD, IT'S ON A LOOP

I'll take one of each

I'd like to introduce you to what is probably the greatest body of religious painting since raptor Jesus. Step aside, Thomas Kinkade. You may paint the shit outta light, but this guy? He can paint FREEDOM.

If you click on the One Nation Under God painting, there is a fancy zoom feature so you can really see all the symbolism. Note the lawyer in the bottom right hand corner "lovingly counting his hundred dollar bills." Believe me, that is exactly what it is like down in the Financial District. It is company policy to pay lawyers in stacks of dolladolla bills; your Christmas bonus is based on how tenderly you act towards your legal tender.

The Forgotten Man is pretty dope, too. It features Obama stepping on the Constitution while Clinton and FDR slow clap in the background.

This guy has really cornered the market on paintings of the Founding Fathers looking horrified. Actually, that's unfair. Along with his daring religio-political work, you can also find such paintings as "Spooky Halloween" and "Tuscan View for Two."

A new member of my collection So Terrible It's Awesome, or, The Entire Internet.