It's like I never left college

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IT'S AS HOT AS MY PANTS

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Black Adder II, which gave me oddly inappropriate feelings for a bearded Rowan Atkinson (he is the one not-exploding in this clip):

That is a good motto

"The best way to complain is to make things." - James Murphy

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I clearly went to a liberal arts school

My T9 knows "ennui."

A Delicate Ode to JAVA MONSTER

Oh Java Monster, I had forgotten how deliciously caffeinated you are, empowering me not in a lame, touchy-feely way like feminism, but in an awesome way like radiation.

Homecoming 2010

The weekend I LARPed as a college student.

Halloween Costume

ALL HALLOW'S EVE.

The following is an actual conversation that took place between myself and my mother, via text.

Mom: are you dressing up for halloween

Me: yeah, jenny is going as a flamingo and casey is a peacock

Mom: u guys are so cute. what are you?

Me: i put on a fake mustache

Mom: is that it?

Me: yes.

Mom: r u joking

In my defense, I was really going as Art School Hitler, but thought my mom would be less than thrilled.