The New Museum

Dear Yale University,

We regret to inform you that you no longer hold the number one position of "America's Best Douchebag Farms." With the opening of the exhibit, "Younger Than Jesus," it is clear that The New Museum has jumped ahead in both producing and cultivating douchebags.

Although you may argue that, as a larger institution, you may produce more douchebags than the relatively small New Museum, their douchebags are leaps and bounds ahead in the quality of their douchebaggery.

We are sorry to have to take this prized accolade from you, but there is always next year.


Signed,

US News and World Report