Halloween Costume

ALL HALLOW'S EVE.

The following is an actual conversation that took place between myself and my mother, via text.

Mom: are you dressing up for halloween

Me: yeah, jenny is going as a flamingo and casey is a peacock

Mom: u guys are so cute. what are you?

Me: i put on a fake mustache

Mom: is that it?

Me: yes.

Mom: r u joking

In my defense, I was really going as Art School Hitler, but thought my mom would be less than thrilled.